Ukrainians asked Poroshenko to stop the war and to give the post Mickey mouse

Ukrainians this week filed not less than 2 thousand petitions to the President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko. Among the most popular proposal to give Residents of the state the right to own weapons, as well As the proposal to appoint the Prime Minister of the ex-President of Georgia Mikhail Saakashvili.

Among the petitions and there is a curious proposal: to oblige the authorities to wear yellow and blue costumes, to introduce mandatory IQ test for bureaucrats to legalize bribes and pay their taxes.

The petition was launched on the Internet office of the head of the country on August 28. According to the petition, published on the Internet office of the President, e-petition addressed to the President of Ukraine, is considered Under the condition collection in support of More than 25 thousand signatures of Residents for less than three months from the date of promulgation.

in that case, if proposals are deemed appropriate, the head of Ukraine may decide on the issues that fall within its purview.



The most popular petition was a motion on a legal assertion of the right of Ukrainian citizens to own weapons, she has collected not less than 25 thousand votes, that is how much need For further consideration by the ad hoc working group.

2nd place - the initiative petition to repeal the customs clearance and excise tax on imported cars. It was supported by 17, 8 thousand people. Popular Also a proposal to appoint Saakashvili Prime Minister. This petition has gained not less than eleven thousand votes.

not less than 10 thousand people supported the idea to introduce in Parliament electronic voting system with fingerprint And 9, 5 thousand find it necessary to cancel the possibility of entry of the cash collateral to bribe When selecting a measure of restraint for them.

Also not less than five thousand votes received proposals to increase the measure of retribution for government officials in exchange for bribes, deprive of deputies of the Parliament mandate for 3 passes of the meeting. In addition, the President Offered to return to the Crimea, to introduce a visa regime with Russia, to stop the war, to give the Russian language the status of state and to return the country's nuclear status. The head of the country's citizens Offer to sell its confectionery Corporation " Roshen ".



In addition to specific and practical proposals for improving the work of the Ukrainian authorities, Among registered petitions you can meet a lot of funny and ridiculous.

So, at least five thousand people have made a proposal to the President to ask the owners of the network Burger King to open a restaurant in Ukraine. I Also propose to introduce a duty on the air, to give the land to the hiring of the princes of Dubai, to conclude an Alliance with the galactic Empire, to create the President of Ukraine Mickey mouse, to rename the Ukraine in the Kingdom of Ukraine or the Ukrainian Empire.

Offer, for example, to make dumplings, which levitated." I believe that the Revolution of Dignity, a genuine explosion of national consciousness and the rise to power of the national-oriented, effective managers not only have the opportunity but also the duty to help bring to life is the everlasting dream of the Ukrainian people about flying in their own mouth Galushko. This project not only allowed to eat with the least effort, but would confirm the high level of Ukrainian science and education, " wrote the initiator of the petition, which was signed by 18 people.

Asked the President Also approve the law on the change of era and the introduction of a " revolutionary calendar "." Start the new year with 30 lute (February - ed.) 2014. As well as maintaining the record of all subsequent years are not on the other as - 1 year revolution advantages (2015), the second year of the revolution advantages (2016), 3 year revolution advantages (2017). To increase the number of months in a year to 13. A new month can be called Maidan and positioning between fifteen lute and 1 Berezna (March - ed.)


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