BIZARRE`s female followers, don`t say I`m not good to you.

Like all dads on a beach this summer, here`s David Beckham sucking it in for the cameras.

The minute this photographer looked away, he turned into a real dad hoovering up chips and drinking full fat Pepsi (not Coca-Cola, it`s in his contract).

He was probably barking orders at the kids about how to surf properly, in a less energetic "supervisor" role too.

OK then. He`s the coolest and best dad in the world and every woman in the world would offer to rub his suntan lotion in.
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