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2009-04-21, 12:56

Better quality crude for ESPO to bring in bigger profits

Russia says it will raise its oil quality to the international ‘Brent’ standard for the world`s largest pipeline project, the E.S.P.O. Experts say that could bring Russian producers millions of dollars more in profit.

2009-04-20, 16:47

Anti-crisis educational credit to be created in Russia

The Russian Federation government is to introduce educational credits. These novelties will likely ease mechanism of getting credits for tens of thousands students. Main requirement of getting bank approval will be students’ good progress in studies.

2009-04-17, 14:00

Beauty is a terrible power!

Garish makeup, extravagant hairdos, form-fitting clothes and - always - high heels. These are de rigueur. Despite the notorious Russian climate. Despite the snow, slush and freezing rain. Sidewalks like skating rinks are no reason not to don your high-heel boots. To casual observers, a Russian woman tottering about on shining ice in perilously high heels can look frightening. But if you ask why she doesn’t prefer more comfortable footwear, she will only be insulted. She is not suffering. She feels fine. Because she knows she looks great. And that’s the main thing. That sensational feeling trumps any slippery sidewalk, any mad dash for a departing bus or down an endless escalator in the Metro. I hear that in Europe they now have races for women in high heels. Russians have never been invited. Nor should they be! Because we would win every prize. Running in high heels is a national sport. We train every day, without even noticing.

2009-04-17, 12:15

When will Muscovites switch to bicycles?

Dreaming, as the Russians say, does no harm. Of course, the mayor is not dreaming just to dream: he wants to alleviate the horrendous traffic jams for which Moscow is notorious. But on the city’s streets there is a separate, even parallel life that has long since become entrenched. Muscovites make each other’s acquaintance in traffic jams, swap telephone numbers and CDs, watch television and work at their laptops. Television news shows are forever reporting that yet another Moscow millionaire has successfully delivered his wife’s new baby while stuck in traffic. Births in the back of gridlocked cars no longer surprise anyone. The baby was born healthy, thank God, so now let’s get on with it. If, of course, we can. A person may live half an hour from work, but that means nothing. At rush hour, the drive will take two hours at best; at worst, it could stretch to five.

2009-04-16, 14:53

Kazan officially becomes Russia`s Third Capital

The struggle for the title "Russia’s Third Capital" (following Moscow and St. Petersburg) between the governments of Kazan and Nizhni Novgorod is now over. Kazan, the capital of the Republic of Tatarstan, has won. The authorities of the city have already registered trademarks "Russia’s Third Capital" and " Russia’s third City" at the Russian Patent Agency.

2009-04-16, 14:30

Fake Interpol agents operate in Russia

The US National Central Bureau of Interpol informed of fake offices of the organization appearing in Russia. The offices conduct their activities in various regions and even have special documents and insignia with the symbols of the international police.

2009-04-16, 10:34

Counter-terrorism operation ends in Chechnya

The counter-terrorism operation that was launched in Russia`s volatile republic of Chechnya in 1999 finished at midnight, the Russian National Anti-terrorism Committee said on Thursday.

2009-04-14, 14:12

Russian bakers pose naked to promote bread and buns

The administration of a bread-baking enterprise based in the city of Chelyabinsk ventured to conduct a rather original advertising campaign for their products. The company`s management decided to strip their female employees to emphasize the products` availability and the company`s transparency. Photographs of naked accountants and secretaries were used to adorn the corporate calendar and billboards. It is noteworthy that the enterprise has plans to launch another advertising campaign in the future, where women will be left aside, although men will be exposed to the maximum.

2009-04-14, 13:55

Light drugs available in free sale in Russia

Light drugs are still available in free sale in Russia despite the official decree issued by Surgeon General Gennady Onischenko. One can purchase a blend of dry herbs in specialized shops. Dope sellers assure their customers that their products are absolutely harmless.

2009-04-14, 11:08

Bad girls are fun in parties and sex, but boring in family life

Millions of girls that live on planet Earth and make men`s lives better, brighter and healthier, can generally be divided into two major categories: good girls and bad girls. Of course, if a man meets one of the girls from the second of the two categories, his life will get nerve-racking, dull and sick. An evaluation criterion is quite simple. It has to do with a stranger asking a girl for favors. A good girl will say a quick and categorical "no" while a bad one will ask the man "when". There is a set of virtues and shortcomings both types of the girls are bestowed with.

2009-04-13, 15:11

Russian karate expert kills two over lice infection

A 26-year-old karate expert in Russia`s Volga republic of Tatarstan has been arrested on suspicion of killing two of his neighbors for infecting his wife with head lice, Russian media reported on Friday.

2009-04-13, 13:34

Mobile communication becomes more inaccessible

Prices on mobile connection are going to grow. First of all VimpelCom ventured to rise prices (brand name Beeline), some tariffs were risen in February. The other operators of the "big triplet" decided not to change tariffs but they don’t exclude such possibility.

2009-04-13, 10:30

Death toll in Italian quake reaches 292

Rescuers recovered the body of an elderly woman from the ruins of a building in L`Aquila in central Italy on Saturday, bringing the death toll from Monday`s devastating quake to 292, a civil protection official said.

2009-04-09, 14:15

FMyLife.com - new craze hits Internet

A controversial new website that started life in Europe is rapidly gaining popularity in the US. Fmylife.com allows users to share their awkward moments in life with the rest of the world, to get it off their chest.